Arsenal's Reality Check

I remember when my academic background in core applied sciences reigned supreme in my heart; one of my biggest dreams was to be a physiotherapist and get to work with The Arsenal Football Club of London. Pretty precise you would say, yes that was how much I regarded the club as a teenager but my history is not my focus here now. Last night I saw the biggest defeat in my over 15 years as an Arsenal fan. I have not checked the history books to see if there was any ever worse than this, I doubt it. The joy however is that it came at the right time.

Prior to the game when I saw the line-up, I predicted a 5-1 beating from Manchester United without meaning to be insulting and my brother said it should not be more than 2-0; isn’t it amazing how fans now try to wish for bearable heartbreaks before a match? We are no more the once proud gunners that would believe in victory before every game and even when we are trailing in a game! We now worry when having to play Hull City, Newcastle, Westbrom, Fulham, Birmingham and their likes. Home turf is no more our fortress; average teams now take points from us in front of the home fans! We now have to deal with Chelsea being the best team in London! Well aren’t they? At least for the past six years.

That is what we have all been reduced to as Arsenal fans. We have had so many heartbreaks in many years such that loosing now is no more a reason to be ashamed! Or what do we have to say to the fact that the team that beat us to the Carling Cup (our only hope of a silver ware) last season are now in the Championship?

To the 8-2 mauling, I do not expect any Arsenal fan to have expected too much if you’re a true objective fan. My thrill is that Manchester United did not have to play too well to beat up Arsenal! They didn’t even have to start many of their experienced players! The average age of the Man-U team that beat us was not too far from the team we paraded! No more excuses of “they are young”, “inexperienced” “still learning” “officiating” “being denied a penalty that could have changed the game” and many more we have accepted for years. Yesterday was at least a clean drubbing. How did we get here Mr. Wenger? How could we lose to Man-U of all teams in this manner?

In my heart I ask myself how long it really takes for a young player to develop into a finished product, I ask myself how best they can, is it not by playing and relating with more experienced players in an ambitious club? Would any infant have failed to mature having played alongside greats like Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs, Rio Ferdinand, Edwin Van der saar, JS Park, Vidic, Patrice Evra, Owen and even Rooney considering how early he started plus many others they have refused to discard? Well, that is except he’s not meant for the game.

Just thinking, if only just a few of these Arsenal players during the so-called “developmental years” had more time with the likes of Gilberto, Robert Pires, Ashley Cole, Fredrik Ljungberg, Thierry Henry and a few others we had to bid farewell to. We cannot forget about Fabregas and Nasri leaving, I do not blame them, they wanted more from their careers and we cannot offer it at the moment.

The difference between the two young teams yesterday was that the Man-U boys were in it to win it, but our boys were there just to survive it. They honestly gave their best; you simply cannot give what you don’t have. Agreed, we had some regulars missing due to injuries and suspensions but isn’t it a problem Mr. Wenger should be worried about when your “key” players pick up unnecessary cards to the detriment of the team? Are they really under control? Or better still, are you really in control?

Common Gunners didn’t you see it coming? On the bright side, we lost but we are not finished, the match is over but the season is not over, we have 35 more games to play! We lost one of the perennial tough games and not another potential 3 pointer, above all for me, Mr. Wenger has been brought back to earth, the Udinese win that could make him think he has a squad has been rubbished, and the transfer window is not closed yet. We need quality replacements!

One thing is for sure though, as I said to some of those self acclaimed fans that have switched camp, Ian Wright had to go, Tony Adams, Patrick Viera too, Henry left, Fabregas has gone, Arsene Wenger that we all wish to hate now will someday leave that position but Arsenal will remain not just a great club but the one in our hearts. This is a phase and every great club has its own, go ask real Barcelona fans (not the ignorant success followers) how long they have had to play second fiddle to the great Real Madrid teams. For Arsenal, this too shall pass.

If you are still whining over it, perhaps you should read My Many Soccer Heartbreaks published in 2009.

I am Nigerian and I also support my hometown club called Shooting Stars of Ibadan, another great club with great history on the continent of Africa. Just like Arsenal, we haven’t won a single trophy for a while and here it’s been for over a decade while our slogan “Up Shooting” has been ridiculed many times. So you see why I am not broken by the embarrassing defeat by Manchester United and I still do not and will never 8-2 be an Arsenal fan. I remain a Gunner and I will always stay Up Shooting!

My favorite quote from a friend this morning, I dedicate it to the brave Arsenal players we have left:

“Look back to get experience, look forward and see hope, look around and see reality, look within and find confidence…where you look determines what you see”

Enjoy your week mates.

Between Tattoos And Tribal Marks

You can tell when someone has a good handwriting by reading the little notes they write even in a hurry, this was the case of the tattoos those days in Africa especially my country Nigeria which I know a lot about. Some of their tattoo makers those days would have done better with two or more lessons in fine arts or technical drawing. I agree, a lot of strange and unpleasant images are displayed as tattoos on young people’s bodies these days that leave much to be desired but so were bad and terrible ones those days too and I ask, who has the moral justification to complain?

I’m not a fan of tattoos but what amazes me is how our elders condemn tattoos just to make the whole idea of it seem 100% demonic! You start to ask yourself what it was called back in their days when on their abdomen, backs and arms they would inscribe all sorts ranging from their full names, parents’ hometown, job specification with images of different animals from crocodile to species of snakes which they claim are symbols of identification in their families! That this generation has been dynamic enough to devise modern techniques and put theirs on more “exciting” parts of the body now makes us all “spoilt”? I don’t get it. The breasts and buttocks for our ladies are the most frowned at but at least some of them give us the pleasure of seeing pleasant images like flowers, the heart, cupids and butterflies, unlike the badly drawn, inartistic tattoos of their time.

Having something to show off is one of the major reasons why ladies “expose” some of their body details, besides being well endowed; having a tattoo is one of them. The low waist pants, alter neck blouses and most especially those ones made to conceal just the nipples are fashion designers’ ways of taking advantage of the fad. So that if you draw the map of Lagos on your breasts, there is enough space to use it to find our way in Lagos, we only need to keep our eyes fixed on your breasts or well…your map. Seriously though, a lady should be more than her tattoos and the “sweet things” the eyes can see because the truth is while they are fun to look at, it most times ends there for attraction based on sexual fantasies ALONE has a way of dying as quickly as it came.

As for tribal marks, it may be strange to know that I do not have much reservation about them, obviously because being from South-West Nigeria, I am used to many people that have it in different shapes and sizes within and outside my family – the good, the bad and the “hugely” ugly, but this is one of those fashion cultures that our generation has refused to accept and has done nothing to reinvent. It is indeed dehumanizing and gradually dying off, thanks to the government of some Nigerian states like Osun, which has passed into law a bill banning the practice.

I laugh when some elders complain about our “spoilt” generation allowing “our culture” of tribal marks die. Perhaps such people will not mind tearing off their children’s faces for family “identification” in this age! I believe if this generation had also found the tribal mark attractive enough to devise new techniques and styles to improve it as in the case of tattoos, we would still have been labeled spoilt for destroying what our forefathers originated. If tribal marks had been upgraded with Adobe Photoshop, CorelDraw and even AutoCAD, would the likes of pele, keke, abaja, and especially the highly disfiguring gombo not have been more pleasant to look at? Maybe that is something to think about but I have found out that most things we do in this generation make no sense to our elders as long as they do not understand them.

I usually believe I will not find it hard to move with trends with the generation coming due to the bridge of technology and better access to global information via new media. I also believe that knowing my child’s personality, temperament and focus will make it easier to understand his decisions even when they seem unorthodox, a simple explanation will do! Well, maybe the long complex, thoroughly scrutinized kind of explanation will be needed but it all boils down to doing my homework while raising him. I once had very long dreadlocks, and I am sure having earned my parents’ trust over the years before growing the dreadlocks was what worked when the chips were down.

While I do not celebrate all the fashion excesses displayed these days by my generation, I think the old folks should also concentrate more on raising good kids than criticizing every new invention they don’t understand. You don’t want to hear my personal stories.

Remind me of this article when I’m older please! I do not see myself hassle my child over things that have to do with trends in his or her time as long as he or she is not making irreversible decisions. In case I derail from these thoughts, please send me a message via whatever means as we can’t be sure if emails wouldn’t be outdated by then but for now my email is here for all.